We all do it the Marvel cinematic universe is kicking ass , and show no signs of slow up down ; their coming picture show let in Guardians of the Galaxy , Dr. Strange , and possibly even the Inhumans ! Since the Inhumans are essentially X - Men on LSD , you might think that there ’s no superhero Marvel ca n’t make a movie of . Au contraire — here are eight we ’ll in all likelihood never see star on the big concealment .
1 ) Sub - Mariner
You ’d call up that being Marvel ’s equivalent of Aquaman , that there ’d be plenty of Marvel executive who see the potentiality in a movie about Namor , the prince of Atlantis . And honestly , there probably are . But imagine any confluence Marvel has with potential investors , any attempt to explain Namor to the masses , any reassessment of a possible Sub - mariner film that does n’t include the idiomatic expression “ he ’s Aquaman with a bad mental attitude and wearing a speedo ! ” frankly , there ’s no point in Marvel even trying .
2 ) She - Hulk
Seeing as the Hulk can barely get a movie even after Mark Ruffalo ’s Bruce Banner stole the spot every minute he was on - screen in Avengers , the chances of his cousin Jennifer Walters — who turned into She - Hulk after receive a bloodline transfusion from Bruce — are pretty much nil . Besides , any rampage monster - type stories they ’ll desire to save for Hulk , which leaves She - Hulk starring in funniness , such as her Marvel creation attorney gigs . alas , that clowning would belittle pretty much the entire tragedy of the Hulk ( why does Bruce change by reversal into a raging best while She - Hulk stick totally normal ? Why does Bruce detest the Hulk , while Jen is wholly o.k. being She - Hulk ? ) , ruining a much more popular superhero . Marvel ’s definitely going to center alone on Hulk … whenever they decide to come up back to him .
3 ) Alpha Flight
Sorry , Canada . The X - Men have Marvel ’s mutant - dom locked - down ; even if Fox does determine to separate out , or if Marvel still has some mutant movie right in its back pocket , they ’re going to do XTC - Force , X - Factor , X - Treme X - Men , Excalibur , or even X - Statix before they get around to Alpha Flight . Again , it all boils down to the lurch : “ It ’s tenner - Men … but Canadian ! ” is not plump to get very far outside of one particular country .
4 ) Shang - Chi
There ’s nothing wrong with the idea of a kung fu movie establish on Marvel ’s classic Master of Kung Fu , but it ’s mostly about a preservation of resources and hearing desires . To put it merely , Marvel only has the prospect to pop out one warlike prowess - based superhero film franchise , if they do , they ’re going to try with the much well - bed , much more popular and the potency - to - inaugurate - or - be - introduced - by - a - Luke - Cage - movie Iron Fist . Sorry , Shang Chi . possibly you could guest - hotshot .
5 ) The Sentry
The Sentry is a rather new addition to the Marvel universe ; basically , he ’s Superman but crazy as shit . A good idea for a comic , and potentially a good idea for a movie , but one that wo n’t happen . This is partially because The sentinel does n’t have the ethnical cache of other Marvel Hero , who have been skittering around pop culture for tenner now , partially because Marvel almost certainly does not require a graphic symbol that brawny in its cinematic universe of discourse , and partially because the character is far too psychotic to channel a Marvel movie . The Sentry is technically a superhero , but he ’s definitely a dude who vanish villain into out space and then shoot them asunder like wise bread . The Sentry would be a much better Avengers villain than a star of his own flick .
6 ) Cable
While one of Marvel ’s most popular mutant ( and a perfect bitch in Marvel Vs . Capcom 2 ) this is Cable ’s ancestry : He is the unborn Word of the X - Men ’s Cyclops and Madeline Pryor ( a clone of Jean Grey ) who was send to the future tense , raised to be a grease-gun - toting badass , contracted a techno - constitutive computer virus which has bionic woman - ized various parts of his soundbox , and then travel to the past tense to cease his evil clon from taking over the world . Not only would this nonsense be out of the question to explain in anything less than an 8 - time of day movie , in current X - Men movie persistence , both Cyclops and Jean Grey are dead , Jean has n’t been cloned , and they definitely never had a baby . If they need an ex - human from the futurity to raise some the pits , they ’ll just call the far less complicated Bishop .
7 ) Man - Thing
If a superhero ’s name is also a euphemism for a penis , that superhero is not getting a movie .
- Deathlok
The zombie - cyborg - soldier Deathlok ’s heyday began in the ‘ 90s and pretty much ended in the ‘ 90 , so that ’s one problem correctly there . The bigger problem is that Deathlok only has three storytelling possibilities : 1 ) shooting high-risk hombre , 2 ) being a soldier of fortune and shoot mass he ’s pay to pullulate , and 3 ) shoot people for S.H.I.E.L.D. All three of these things are better done by the Punisher , Deadpool and the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. , severally , and all of which are infinitely more popular than Deathlok , have established movie credential under their bang , and are much , much less … ‘ 90s . And seeing as the Deadpool movie is in development hell and both Punisher movies have tanked , I doubt Marvel is in any hurry to make a film combining the duller portions of both character , have alone add Deathlok to the S.H.I.E.L.D. TV serial .
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