Here ’s the most telling scene from last year ’s Illegal Aliens , in which a large - breasted supervillain play by matman Chyna has just apply a judgement - ascendence suppository ( no , really ) to Anna Nicole Smith , to win over her to help destroy the world . Give the mental age this scifi drollery seems to be pitched at , the principal tip of this sequence is probably the room the evil alien ’s breasts shove when she holler “ target the MOON ! ” plus the upskirt of Smith ( also an stranger ) as she climbs into the doomsday machine and metamorphose into a collide synchrotron . But the VFX of the Moon being drawn down to clash with Earth is also super endearing , and the only minute in this T&A fest that has a shred of dignity . ( You ’ll be happy to know it ends with a 10 - minute catfight . )
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