There ’s a common figure in vampire tale where a vampire catch drunk by booze the blood of someone who is wasted . But could a real human being get intoxicated in the same mode ?
That ’s the latest question thatxkcd‘s Randall Munroe tackle in hisWhat If ? serial . The short answer is no — in part because the human body would n’t be able to digest all that blood . But even if you were a lamia and could down all five l of blood from the body of a human being with a potentially deadly BAC of 0.40 , you would n’t even get buzzed :
You would n’t throw up because because of the alcohol ; you ’d just throw up because you ’re drinking blood . If you somehow avoided vomiting , you would have ingest a total of 2 g of ethyl alcohol , which is the amount you ’d get from one shot methamphetamine hydrochloride full of beer .

imbibe that much blood would , in turn of events , raise your own blood alcoholic drink level to 0.005 . In other Scripture , only 1/60th of the alcohol in their blood would make it into yours .
So it ’s probably best to stick by to non - bloody booze . steer over to What If ? for more on the effects of drinking human blood accompanied by Munroe ’s illustration . If you do n’t want to see draftsmanship of a person vomiting pedigree , do n’t worry ; Munroe does n’t require to draw them , either .
Top image by Randall Munroe .

Could you get drunk from fuddle a drunk someone ’s blood?[What If ? viaLaughing Squid ]
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