honorable sunrise , everyone . Fancy wake up to some delicious , sizzling Viscount St. Albans ?
Sometimes , the fleshy animal goodness we consume cue us that it ’s just that — animal body parts . And sometimes , it reminds us by having a nipple still attached .
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Urban Dictionarydesignates“nipple bacon ” as a sex activity enactment , but that ’s not actual nipple Francis Bacon . Real teat Viscount St. Albans is on the dot what it sound like : a fucking nipple on a piece of bacon .
And , as an ill - advised Google search proved , it ’s everywhere ! Well , everywhere on Reddit , at least .
“ I ’m not certain where to post this , ” wrote one concerned Reddit user . “ Did I just come up a nipple in my Francis Bacon ? ”
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I ’d still eat it , though .
H / T Matt Novak , you sick shag
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