Next calendar month , Vegas hosts the annualAesthetics Show , an industry conference for the cosmetic surgery residential district . The topic they ’ll be discussing — include the one captured in the headline above — hint at the future of consumer biotech . Or a future dystopia . You determine .
So yeah , there ’s a special lunchtime talk on the subject of “ Dealing with People that Want Weird Plastic Surgery , ” which sound appetizing — and also beg the question of what plastic sawbones call back is eldritch . I mean , I ’ve seen some pretty mainstream facelifts that looked like Texas Chainsaw Massacre masks . My guess is that they imply peoplewho require to remove limbsorgenitalsfor personal reasons — or who want face that look likeOrlan’s(pictured above ) . Or want to raise ears on their arms .
Stellarcwith his extra ear
Given all the “ weirdness ” these operating surgeon belike have to manage with , I had to find out what non - weird might be .
First there are the talks with relatively workaday titles that nevertheless hint at the horrible creeping terror that lurks beneath the skin of our civilization . Like these :
Feminine Rejuvenation last Mainstream
Avoiding Facial Injectable Complications
Permanent Reduction of Sweat Using miraDry Microwave Technology in the Aesthetic Practice
Oh my . Can you prevent my vadge from sweating ? Or is that too “ uncanny ” ?
Also , there are great research papers on how to deal with aging :
The Ideal Way to Treat Lines and Laxity of the Neck on All Skin Types with Minimal Downtime
The Future of Hair Restoration
forward-looking Body Contouring with UltraShape , Ultrasound Fat Disruption
I finger like I ’m at TechCrunch Disrupt from an alternating universe . The future is pilus ! You do n’t need to misplace weight any more because our UltraShape app is disrupting your fat !
But this title might be my favorite , simply for aggregate “ acid fillers ” with “ aesthetic penial sweetening ” :
Introduction of a Novel Office Non - operative Procedure Using Hyaluronic Acid Fillers for Aesthetic Penile Enhancement
And finally , there ’s a session just for me :
Impact of Social Media on an Aesthetic Practice
I reckon forward to learning more .
( h / t various journalists who probably do n’t want to be named )
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