On Wednesday night , President Donald J. Trump at long last made in force on a promise , sort of — roll out the media - bop “ Fake News Awards ” heoriginally toutedfor January 8th and thenpushed back to January 17thas it became well-defined no one , get alone him , had actually put any effort into executing the musical theme .
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE class on Monday at 5:00 o’clock . subject area will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media . outride tuned !
— Donald J. Trump ( @realDonaldTrump)January 3 , 2018
The Fake News Awards , those going to the most corrupt & biased of the Mainstream Media , will be presented to the failure on Wednesday , January 17th , rather than this come Monday . The pastime in , and grandness of , these awards is far greater than anyone could have anticipated !
— Donald J. Trump ( @realDonaldTrump)January 7 , 2018
And the bogus tidings winners are … https://t.co/59G6x2f7fD
— Donald J. Trump ( @realDonaldTrump)January 18 , 2018
Lo and behold , someone has put the Fake News Awards together for the chairwoman at what seems to be the absolute last minute necessary to annul another headache - inducing meltdown . And the winners are … 404 !
See , it ’s not actually an awards show so much as a rotten internet site — like mid-2000s - WordPress shitty — that immediately crash under load . The Fake News Awards were on the face of it frame in the Republican Party website CMS , are riddled with indiscriminately capitalized words and ill construct graphics , and are helpfully labeled a “ BLOG ” with the byline of “ TEAM GOP , ” because no one need to take credit for this mess .
It kinda goes on and on like this . One section master of ceremonies images that are exactly 296 pixels wide , because no one could be trouble to find a higher - resolve interpretation or even just upscale the survive screengrab they recover .
The Thomas Nelson Page culminate in a list of bombastic and , par for the course , mostly exaggerated achievement concluding with “ President Trump kept his hope and appointed Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch to the U.S. Supreme Court , ” as though Trump was just going to leave alone the slot vacant for no reason .
This amateurish nightmare went down at once after Trump twirp the tie-in , taking most of the time of day until it could be load by many users ( which is still better than the similarly terribleHillary Clinton - endorsed website Verrit ) .
Keep in mind that they had weeks to prepare this .
Weeks .
human beings . That#FakeNewsAwardserror page . Wow.pic.twitter.com/ru97LJXHpB
— Danny Sullivan ( @dannysullivan)January 18 , 2018
https://twitter.com/embed/status/953799043607678976
https://twitter.com/embed/status/953797191495274496
All in all , a marvellous job by the dude who believes , “ When a complex website is broken the ripe matter to do is blow it up and start all over again — then process the culprits and use the proper team ! ”
When a complex site is broken the near thing to do is bollix it up and start all over again - then sue the perpetrator and use the proper squad !
— Donald J. Trump ( @realDonaldTrump)October 25 , 2013
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