How to Destroy Your Detractors, Purple Squirrels, Big Dogs, and Bigger Shrimp

Roll that spliff phatly , pack some sweet meth into the binger , and fix the Volcano to “ toastify . ” It ’s time for tonight ’s Stoner Channel . We ’ve gather up our best high - times material for the recognize pothead so sit back , relax , and pass that prick on the left , yo .

Tonight ’s fantastic purpleage is from proofreader , Jorge

Click herefor more hits from the bong .

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Hedberg Handles a Heckler

God , why could n’t it have been Carlos Mencia ? We lack you Mitch .

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Zach Galifianakis Destroys a Student Nurse’s Dreams through the Power of Laughter

He ’s like an angry , sarcastic bear that will invite you onstage , then maul the dickhead out of your skull but , you hump , humorously .

Why Is This Squirrel Purple?

More importantly , why is this squirrel purpleness ? Is anyone else seeing that ?

Watch the Amazing BigDog Robot’s Big Brother Romp Around the Woods

It ’s all playfulness and games until someone jump on a frickin ’ optical maser on its frickin ’ point .

What the Hell Did Researchers Pull from the Depths of New Zealand’s Seas?

Say hello the the “ supergiant ” amphipod that a majority of our reader would actually try and rust .

Are You a Green Gardener?

wish to show off your handiwork to the Internets ? If so , we want pics of your good buds , your highest - tech setups , and your bushiest George Herbert Walker Bush . Send images—960×540 minimum but we prefer 1600×900 — of your sound stashes ( no High Times ripoffs please ) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we ’ll boast the undecomposed at the top each night ’s Stoner Channel . Put “ The Stoner Channel ” in the subject line while you ’re at it .

And no , for the last clip , we are n’t concerned in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry . Stop it or we ’re call the fuzz .

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